Latin Swearing — English Translation
Te futueo et caballum tuum [ALSO: «Te futueo et equum tuum»]– Screw you and the horse you rode in on
Cunnus — Cunt
Irrumator — Bastard (lit. submits to fellatio)
Leno — Pimp
Flocci non faccio — I don’t give a damn
Mihi irruma et te pedicabo — Give me head and I’ll ass fuck you
Mentula — Penis
Meretrix — Prostitute
Bovis stercus — Bull shit
Spucatum tauri — Bull shit
Es stultior asino — You are dumber than an ass
Dorme mecum — Sleep with me
Es scortum obscenus vilis — You are a vile, perverted whore
Es mundus excrementi — You are a pile of shit
Cupis homines — You crave men
Bibe semen meum — Swallow (drink) my cum
Bibe semen meum e baculo — Swallow (drink) my cum from a cup
Globos meos lambe! [ALSO: «Pallas meas lambe!»] — Lick my balls
Es stercus! — You shit!
Moecha Putida — Dirty slut
Canis filius — Son of a Bitch (lit: son of a female dog)
Podex perfectus es — You’re a complete asshole
Futue te ipsum! — Go fuck yourself!
Stercorem pro cerebro habes — You have shit for brains
Caput tuum in ano est — You have your head up your ass
Perite — Fuck off!
Impudens es leno — You shameless pimp
Vacca stulta — You stupid cow
Vescere bracis meis — Eat my shorts
Tu scronium es — You are a whore
Androgynus — Hermaphrodite
Caput stercoris — Shithead (lit. head of shit)
Mentulam Caco — I shit on your prick
Obesus porcus — Fat pig
Cupio te meam mentulam sugare — I want you to suck my dick
Matris futuor — Mother fucker
Te odeo, interfice te cochleare — I hate you. Kill yourself with a spoon.
Matris Prolapsus — Bitch
Filius Nolius — Bastard (lit. nobody’s son)
Furcifer — Gallows-meat
Crucifer — A person who carries his own cross
Ad nauseam — To sickness
O tempora! O mores! — Oh, the times! Oh, the customs!
Stercus accidit — Shit happens
Hic puer est stultissimus omnium! — This boy is the stupidest of all!
O di immortales! — Good heavens!
Non Gradus Anus Rodentum! — Not worth a rat’s ass!
Vescere bracis meis. — Eat my shorts
Fac ut vivas. — Get a life.
Qui vir odiosus! — What a bore!
Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri? — How do you get your hair to do that?
De gustibus non est disputandum. — There’s no accounting for tastes.
Tum podem extulit horridulum — You are talking shit
Potes meos suaviari clunes — You can kiss my ass.
Saltatrix tonsa — Drag queen (lit. «shaved dancing-girl»)
Lupa — Prostitute (lit. «she-wolf»)
Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt? — When did the assholes make you their king?
Lupa — Slut
Cacator — Shitter
Plenus stercoris es — You are full of shit
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem — In the good old days, children like you
were left to perish on windswept crags.
Apudne te vel me? — Your place or mine?
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris — If Caesar were alive, you’d be chained to an oar.
Cepe indicum — Take a hint
Derideo te! — I laugh at you!
Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? — Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
Fabriacate diem, punk — Make (my) day, punk
Fac ut vivas — Get a life
Apudne te vel me? — Your place or mine?
Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero? — Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it?
Obesa cantavit — The fat lady has sung
Id imperfectum manet dum confectum erit — It isn’t over until it’s over
Illegitimi non carborundum — Don’t let the bastards burn you
Labra lege — Read my lips
Lege atque lacrima — Read ‘em and weep
Morologus es! — You’re talking like a moron!
Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo — Don’t call me, I’ll call you.
Noli nothis permittere te terere — Don’t let the bastards get you down.
Nullo modo — No way
Puto vos esse molestissimos — I think that you are very annoying
Qualem blennum! — What a doofus!
Qualem muleirculam! — What a bimbo!
Quisque comoedus est — Everybody’s a comedian
Quo usque tandem abutere patentia nostra? — How long are you going to abuse our patience?
Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri? — How do you get your hair to do that?
Radix lecti — Couch potato
Raptus regaliter — Royally screwed
Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem! — Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business
Scio vos esse molestissimos — I know that you are very troublesome
Stultus est sicut stultus facit — Stupid is as stupid does
Tace atque abi — Shut up and go away
Ut si! — As if!
Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant — May barbarians invade your personal space
Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant — May conspirators assassinate you in the mall
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant — May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy
Vacca foeda — Dirty cow
Vae! — Damn!
Viri sunt Viri — Men are slime
Immanissimum ac foedissimum monstrum! — Gross and putrid monster!
Faciem durum cacantis habes — You have the face of a man with severe constipation
Mala pituita nasi — Nasty nasal drippings!
Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem. — Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business.
Si me rogas, potes abire et tu ipse cacare. — If you ask me, you can go and shit on yourself.
Semper in excremento, sole profundum qui variat. — Always in the shit, just the depth that varies.
Varium et semper mutabile femina — Women have fickle temperaments
Commodum habitus es — You have just been owned
Canis matrem tuam subagiget — Dog has desecrated your mother
Hic erit in lecto fortissimus — He is Hercules in the sack
Asinus Stultissimus — Dumbass (lit. «Very stupid donkey»)
Caput tuum in ano est — Your head is in your ass
Quid agis faces tuas comas sic facere — How do you get your hair to do that?
Quaecumque virgo adest ille amat — He loves whatever girl is present.
Sic (ita) age ut frater tuus — Behave as your brother does.
Tuam matrem feci — I did your mother
A tergo — In the ass
Fili mei boni — Sounds like feel my boner
Scio erit in lecto fortissimus — I am Hercules in the sack.
Filius tu canis et cameli — You are the son of a dog and a camel
Nothus homo — Bastard (of a known father)
Spurius — Bastard (of a unknown father)
Ну и для тех, кто английский плохо понимает:
1. Scrofa stercorata et pedicosa – «Грязная и завшивевшая свинья»
2. Stultus stultorum rex – «Тупейший из тупых»
3. Stultus stulta loquitur – «Тупица тупицу учит»
4. Cacator – «Засранец»
5. Tuam matrem feci" – «Е…л твою мамашу»
6. A tergo" – «В жопе»
7. Perite" – «Отъ…ись»
8. Futue te ipsum! – «Трахни себя сам»
9. Podex perfectus es" – «Ты полная задница!»
10. Bibe semen meum" – «Отсоси»
11. Mentulam Caco" – «Сраный х…»
12. Stercus accidit – «Вот дерьмо» (?)
13. Potes meos suaviari clunes – «Поцелуй меня в зад»
14. Faciem durum cacantis habes – «У тебя рожа, как у страдающего запором либо у тебя лицо человека,
страдающего острыми запорами»
15. Caput tuum in ano est – «У тебя голова в жопе» либо «У тебя вместо головы жопа»
16. Es stultior asino – «Ты глупее осла»
17. Canis matrem tuam subagiget – «Псы имели твою мамашу» либо «Твою мать трахнул пёс» (в смысле дефлорировал).
18. Vacca stulta – «Тупая корова либо грязная корова»
19. Nothus homo, а также Spurius – «Сукин сын» (первоначально о ребёнке от неизвестного отца).
20. Filius tu canis et cameli – «Ты сын собаки и верблюда»
21. Scio erit in lecto fortissimus – «В постели я Геракл» (видимо, образно, дословно – «силён»)
22. Asinus Stultissimus – «Тупой осёл»
23. Hic erit in lecto fortissimus – «Он в постели Геракл» (см. 21)
24. Commodum habitus es – «Тебя только что поимели»
25. Semper in excremento, sole profundum qui variat – «Всё время в дерьме, только глубина меняется»
26. Si me rogas, potes abire et tu ipse cacare – «Если ты меня спросишь, то лучше насри на себя» (дословно, как это олитературить?..)
27. Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem – «Прочь, плебеи! Я на государственном задании (на службе)»
28. Mala pituita nasi – «Отвратительные сопли»
39. Immanissimum ac foedissimum monstrum! – «Толстое вонючее чудовище!»
30. Viri sunt Viri – «Мужчины – дрянь»
31. Vae! – «Чёрт!, Б*я!»
32. Tace atque abi – «Заткнись и проваливай»
33. Quo usque tandem abutere patentia nostra? – «Ну и долго ты собираешься испытывать наше терпение?»
34. Qualem muleirculam! – «Ну и тёлка!»
35. Puto vos esse molestissimos – «Кажется, ты меня уже достал»
36. Noli nothis permittere te terere – «Не позволяй ублюдкам принижать тебя»
37. Morologus es! – «Ты идиот (слабоумный)»
38. Labra lege – «Читай по губам»
39. Mihi irruma et te pedicabo – «Иди сюда, и я надеру тебе зад»